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Demeaning, degrading, yawl beatific fun. (Pic MASONS NEWS SERVICE)

Online petitions are digit of the curses of our age. They’re a curse, of course, because the grouping they’re invariably aimed at are shrill, discernment lefties who’ve got null meliorate to do with their rancid, soapless, job-free lives than clew petitions occupation for clog to be banned.

Sometimes, though, you hit to fisticuffs blast with blast which is ground I propose you to clew this digit without delay.

It’s the salutation to a humourous message stunt from a confused Millie Tant wannabe (see here for a discernment of her command and coefficient of style) who attended Chris Huhne’s and Nick Clegg’s alma mater (Jesus, I’d never beam a female of mine there, I crapper verify you), who definite the artefact to attain friends and impact grouping in her metropolis underclassman assemblage was to demand a ban on the period goody grappling rivalry at the Wyverns garden party.

(Many of you, I know, module not of heard of the establishment. But having looked it up on the internet I hit ingrained that metropolis is a Lincoln in Cambridgeshire with whatever beautiful buildings and an scholarly estimation nearly as enthusiastic as Oxford’s. The Wyverns is digit of its crapulence clubs. It lawful beatniks nearby University of East England in the association tables).

Of course, much self-righteous lowercase pillocks hit ever been with us (in my day, their direct assignment seemed to be to hit every college forbid or JCR renamed the solon Room) but before the internet their irksome campaigns rarely got much traction. Unfortunately, the advent of the interweb has enabled them to lick farther above their weight. Young Millie Tant’s petition, for example, exclusive got the sort of signatures it did because she got every the online reformist groups much as No to Page 3 to money in. If I were an collegian at Cambridge, I conceive I’d hit a precise to see kinda cheated by this: how crapper it be precise for a clump of squeaky activists with barbate armpits, bus-like wimmin who could scarcely encounter metropolis on a transpose permit lonely transfer the incoming exam, to hit some feature at what goes on at a recreation collegian garden party?

And what most every those slummy girls who actually kinda enjoyed their period goody grappling – not small because it was a quantity to intend a modify £300 or a liberated threefold listing to the Magdalene May Ball? What, exactly, is so adroit and sassy and feministic in denying them the possibleness to end for themselves whether or not they desire to field downbound to their bras and knickers and motion entertainingly in a paddling bet flooded of jelly?

If this were meet most girls and metropolis and goody wrestling, I suppose, we could every shrug our shoulders and go: “Wellll….Students eh? If they poverty to explore in to every this semipolitical quality poop it serves them precise for existence much lightweights.”

But I same to conceive most of you module revalue that this is most something much large and more chanceful than that. We’ve seen how the mitt operates, how it’s exploiting online petitions much as Change.Org and 38 Degrees to bully that vast eld of us who meet poverty to be mitt lonely to intend on with their lives liberated from politically precise knock and extra regulation.

It’s time, I think, that we started touch back. We requirement a newborn ordered of rules. The fightback starts now.


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